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Male
Fr. Malaysia
Title: Wife vs Girlfriend

Wife is like TV
Girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)

At home watch TV
Go out bring MOBILE

No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE

Sometimes enjoy TV
But most of the time play with MOBILE

TV is free for life
But MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for MOBILE is high and often demanding TV got remote MOBILE don't have

Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
But with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)

Last but not least! TV do not have virus, but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!
2010-09-23

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Male
Fr. Hong Kong, China
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damn funny

malysian in xiamen?
2011-10-14 21:42:57
Male
Fr. United States
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George...you definitely have a way with the words. How are you with the ladies?
2011-10-25 22:50:40
Male
Fr. United States
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"Why buy the cow when the milk is free?" as wise ,wise man. Hop
2012-01-31 20:19:42
Female
Fr. China
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wow!!! that's so true!!
2012-04-01 20:49:40
Female
Fr. Philippines
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A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
2012-05-16 18:32:55
Female
Fr. China
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wow,It's very nice words.
2012-06-20 09:57:48
Fr.
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bloody funny haha thanks for those joke
2013-03-04 13:27:36

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